May 2012
1 tag
shavingryansprivates:
how to paint a squirrel
thelordofthebutts:
hell is a place where you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch an endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted
When a stunt group is testing a new basket
whatcheerleadersshouldcallme:
I’m watching from across the gym like:
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
2 tags
looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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heyfunniest:
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fetusparty:
ke$ha’s pot dealer name
ku$ha